A Message from Balmond

HoaxMuffin

A thought

written by Balmond123 aka hoax

Its like I dont want to be happy,

I know I can be useful in the game,

But people dont give me a chance to make them happy.

I have the skill, the talent,

the durability, the damage

and versatility.

Why do they treat me this way?

Every now and then I get buffed and nerfed.

People dont understand the reason why devs put me on this turf.

Im well balanced,

passive is enhanced,

What else do they want from me?

Im already good enough please give me this chance.

I know I already have 4 skins,

Im part of the top skin sellers ingame.

Well they always say,

"he's just a no-brainer hero wherein you dont need to aim"

I couldnt help myself thinking if im Toxic

but im not.

The people who used me, abused me in rank

they never felt a slight doubt.

Im not affecting any other heroes,

but I need to call out one of the support heroes.

I aint a support, im a versitle hero

combined with brute AoE skills

I aint an ordinary hero.

The fact that people looks at me as a trash,

washed up, pathetic, toxic, unreliable,

Those words are just barriers.

Blocking minds to people,

Forbidding the awesomes to be the carriers.

Its nothing unusual,

this already happens long before the start of the season.

Not talking about the 10th season,

Im talking about the Fanny's 1st ever energy reduction.

Im not going to push it through cuz I know

Everyone of you are just going to complain,

without reading the patch notes.

Dont believe me?

I might be the best fighter ingame,

trust me.

If youre team is lacking tankiness and dps,

why not choose me?

Im may not be part of the META but

none of them has the same amount of pressure I put during clash,

I can wipe them out but it wont be easy.

Still dont believe me?

Yea go ahead and call me weak.

Im not expecting each one of you to use me everytime,

rather I want you all to understand that im not shop-paralyzed.

You can buy me for 6500BP and I do talk bad stuff,

So I deeply apologise.

Even though it might be lies.

I know I call you "boy"

But in reality Im just your toy.

But to just to let you know,

Im just here on your phone waiting for you

to play me just like your gameboy.

yequi

Well said!

DeathBrain

Balmend is good, but he cant carry a game, and he is durable only when enemy has low dmg, so he can refill his hp with 2.skill.

Vymonchyyy

Poor momond xD

TheEpicJobber

Now all we know about Bal**** is he got his name censored.

HoaxMuffin

TheEpicJobber replied at 2018-11-20 11:59 PM
Now all we know about Bal**** is he got his name censored.

"mond" what does that mean? hmmmmm

HoaxMuffin

DeathBrain replied at 2018-11-20 11:00 AM
Balmend is good, but he cant carry a game, and he is durable only when enemy has low dmg, so he can  ...

He is actually a good All-around hero. He can deal damage and handle incoming damage.

FALTERWANG

HoaxMuffin replied at 2018-11-21 03:07 AM
He is actually a good All-around hero. He can deal damage and handle incoming damage.

i play him as dmg. He's my version of a tanky karina. 3 HP items, 2 dmg items, and of course boots

TheEpicJobber

HoaxMuffin replied at 2018-11-21 03:05 AM
"mond" what does that mean? hmmmmm

According to Wiktionary, "mond" means mouth in Dutch.

Not sure why Moonton censored it though...